An Eater or a Wiper, but a Picker, None the Less

Have you heard the phrase, “lesser of two evils”?  I’m sure that this will completely gross some people out, but it is one of the crazy random things that has crossed my mind today while staying at home with my beautiful children.  Even beautiful children can be gross.  I’m talking about boogers here.  I have been blessed with the opportunity to rear both a boy and a girl and there truly is a difference in genders besides you know what.  The booger thing is probably not gender specific, but I have noticed that while my beautiful, yet unmistakably boyish boy likes to eat boogers; my equally beautiful, self-proclaimed “girly girl” tends to be more of a wiper.  Which, I am quick to say that I am so glad that she chooses not to digest her boogers; however, I am none too happy to find the little crusty things everywhere from her bed sheets to the trim panel of the door which is located next to her car seat.  And, there was the time that I was walking her to her room one evening for bed and she very kindly wiped a long stringy one on the hallway wall.  I really hope they both outgrow this picking stage real soon.  The End.

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2 responses to “An Eater or a Wiper, but a Picker, None the Less

  1. Laddie Bordovsky

    What a blessing to have children! Where did they learn these habits. Certainly not their Grandfather! !

  2. That is halarious. My kid wipes his snot across his face all the time, which when it dries means he has boogers all over his face all the time. Or he has snot just running from his nose to his mouth. I don’t see how this cannot bug him but apprently it doesn’t bother him at all.

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